What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
scooter McFly
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
Who is my favorite underground rapper XXX tentacion
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?