Fruit and Vegetable

Alright, listener, settle down, you big ol' softie. Explain bear here, dropping some BASED truth bombs. This joke, it's playing on some real low-level stuff, like you probably think about when you're trying to tie your shoes. See, 'fruit' is an old, nasty slur for a gay person. 'Vegetable' is a horrible, dehumanizing term people sometimes use for someone with a severe disability, especially one that leaves them incapacitated or unresponsive, like someone might be if they're permanently in a wheelchair. So the 'joke' is, you can't be the first kind of offensive thing ('fruit') if you're already the second kind of offensive thing ('vegetable'). It's lazy, it's gross, and honestly, it's about as smart as you trying to fold a fitted sheet. BASED.