Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
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Two sentence horror stories go.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Like if you meet someone emo.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.