PAIN

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!