Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Shower thoughts
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem Somewhere over the rainbow by Harald Arlen
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem Somewhere over the rainbow
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said she was a little tardy I asked her are I thought they all were
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper They have a dot in the middle of the head
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
What do you call five Black people having sex? Threesome
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person? An Indian person is burnt after death
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people? One runs from the police one runs for the police
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday Depends how hard they blow out the candles