Shower thoughts

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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Trying to find good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out

I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...

... the first two being politics and religion.

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.

He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout , DOWN SYNDROME!

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels