What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
Shower thoughts
What’s the difference between a black man and a Jew One was born burnt
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.