Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
Shower thoughts
Why do you call a fat midget? Jiggly puff
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one.... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snow blower.
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
When a mute girl gives a hand job is it oral?
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
How do you know you had a gay cookout All the hotdogs taste like ass
What do spiders and Black people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you
Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger