Wade

@wade

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 107 followers · Last active 1 year ago

Maker

Wade · 2 years ago

A movie poster style image showing a smiling man with a friendly centipede wrapped around him. Text on the image reads: From the makers of Ratatouille. The Human Centipede. Disney Pixar logos are in the center.

Trap

Wade · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic strip shows Deadpool and Spiderman. In the first panel, Deadpool says "Booby traps." The second panel has Deadpool standing with his arms folded, and Spiderman looks confused. In the third panel, Deadpool points his finger in a gun-like manner and laughs while stating, "You said, 'traps.'"

Short jokes

Wade · 2 years ago

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger

Gun

Wade · 2 years ago

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Friendship

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows the characters from the "Mario Party" video game. The text reads: "Mario Party. Threatening friendships since 1998."

Round

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a conversation in a game of Among Us where a blue character accuses a red character of being sus for taking too long to reply. A red character then replies, "Still faster than your crush's reply." Below the chat are four stone figures with shocked facial expressions.

Newspaper

Wade · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

Netflix

Wade · 2 years ago

A still from a movie with two characters, a man and a woman looking surprised. The text reads: "When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good."

Generation

Wade · 2 years ago

The image is split into two. On the left is a vintage black-and-white image of a smiling soldier holding a lit cigarette. On the right is a color photo of a person with a purple bandana, pink hair and tattoos. Above the soldier image is the text "My generation is going to start a revolution!!!" Below the color photo is the text "Your generation can't even start a lawnmower."

Government

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

Song

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a Twitter thread. The first tweet says "this mf dropped one song and dipped". There is an image of a man with a cracked effect on the right side of his face. The second tweet says "who tf is this" and the third "somebody that we used to know".

Short jokes

Wade · 2 years ago

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian

Short jokes

Wade · 2 years ago

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other

Chef

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a split-panel view. On top is a pot of spaghetti on a stove with flames shooting up from it. Below is the 'stonks' meme character, dressed as a chef with folded arms and a text saying 'shef'.

Opinion

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.

Cynicism

Wade · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Rick and Morty characters from the TV show Rick and Morty with the text: "When someone starts expressing their feelings in an honest, sincere way instead of having the decency to turn their pain into humorous cynicism like a normal person."

Mask

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel progression. In the first panel, a person holds up a pair of white underwear. In the second panel, the person is using the underwear as a mask. The third panel shows the mask adjusted into a more recognizable shape. In the last panel, a realistic plague doctor mask has been constructed based on the underwear mask.

Sun

Wade · 2 years ago

A large, fiery image of the sun with the text "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

self-deprecation

Wade · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1 shows a priest in a church saying, "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF" to a congregation, including a blonde woman. Panel 2 shows the blonde woman outside saying, "HELLO NEIGHBOR" to a man getting out of his car. Panel 3 shows the man responding, "YOU FUCKING MORON". Panel 4 shows the man continuing, "YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT". The text below indicates the source: "BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net."

Fnaf

Wade · 2 years ago