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I post memes and jokes You mainly see me on the community tab I left but came back with the milk 11 months after More about me: Slightly autistic 15 years old HE\HIM\HIS\HE'S\HE IS\HE WAS I am actually from the UK

Registered on 3/7/2023 · 29 followers · Last active 3 hours ago

7 days ago

A video clip titled "Violence in Canada (Graphic) (18+)" showing a pedestrian accidentally bumping into a person carrying a skateboard in a public square. Instead of a conflict, both individuals immediately stop and politely acknowledge each other with what looks like an apology before walking away.

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13 days ago

A photo of a black antique car, resembling a Ford Model T, parked in a modern day parking lot. Text overlays on the top and bottom of the image read: "Bro got the dadadadundanun" accompanied by skull and crying emojis, and "Bros license plate is 53" with an old man and crying emoji.

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17 days ago

Why was Balls afraid of Magic?

Because Magic eight Balls.

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1 month ago

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

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1 month ago

In-joke

Mal is a furry confirmed

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2 months ago

Text on a gradient background from white to orange at the bottom reads, "how it feels to turn on the bathroom light when u need to pee at night 🥀💔🎃". Below the text are three emojis: a wilted rose, a broken heart, and a jack-o'-lantern.

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2 months ago

A street scene shows a paved road with a large white arrow painted on it, indicating a sharp left turn or U-turn. Above the road, there is a concrete curb, a small circular storm drain, a textured stone retaining wall, and a grassy hill with some trees in the background. Overlay text reads: "Pennywise no one falling for ts ✌️😭".

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2 months ago

In-joke

Found this advertisement while scrolling through memes

An illustration of a woman with long dark hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth in an expression of distress or urgency. She has one hand pressed against a wooden surface, showing tension. Text overlays the image, saying "DON'T HOLD BACK THIS TIME". In the top left corner, there's a label "COMIC ARCHIVE".

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2 months ago

In-joke

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2 months ago

A black background with a small, rectangular block in the center. The block has a dense pattern of tiny red and green dots, like digital noise or camouflage. Above the block, the text "+10000" is displayed. Below the block, the text "+00001" is displayed, but it is rotated upside down.

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3 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"

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3 months ago

A young man dressed in ancient Roman or Greek warrior attire, including a red cape and dark armor, stands with his hands clasped in front of him in a thoughtful or scheming pose. He is positioned indoors, with a large window behind him showing a view of the outside at dusk. Above him, text arranged like a meme reads: '! Trade offer ! I receive: Nothing haha, don't worry about it. You receive: A big wooden horse.'

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3 months ago

A bathroom stall features a toilet with a houseplant planted inside the bowl, spilling soil on the floor. Above the toilet, a white poster hangs on a cinder block wall, depicting a cartoonish, potato-like creature with eyes and a mouth, alongside the text "LET IT GROW" and a small leaf illustration. The image also has an overlay text that reads, "I'm done with this school."

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4 months ago

In-joke

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4 months ago

In-joke

A screenshot of a chat conversation on a dark background. The first message from 'The REAL RB' quotes 'United Kingdom UK' saying 'Admit that your music is gay'. The second message, also from 'The REAL RB', says 'Alright fine. That was my music'.

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4 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender, labeled "Bae," texts "Babe close your eyes ❤️". The recipient replies "Okay ❤️". The sender then asks, "What do you see? ❤️", followed by "Babe? ❤️", "Do you see anything? ❤️", "Babe? ❤️", and finally "Hello? ❤️". The time of the messages is "Today 11:17 AM".

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4 months ago

Guys, i saw this advertisement on wje. should i click it?

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4 months ago

A young man with glasses and short brown hair is sitting in front of a red, smoky background, making a smug or slightly smirking face. He is wearing a dark polo shirt and has his hands on a chessboard with pieces arranged. The text above him reads: 'how Americans feel after correcting a Balkan guy who learned English as his 17th language'.

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5 months ago

A side view of an orange car driving on a multi-lane highway under a clear blue sky. A small jet airplane is photoshopped into the background, flying at an unusual downward angle. Text on the image says, "the cars color is buns," accompanied by a crying-laughing emoji and a "call me" hand emoji.

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5 months ago