My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazi's and leave his death out of the discussion.
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What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
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How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
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Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
