What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
BOOTY$MACKA
Smacking booty is my passion
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together, we can STOP this shit"
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.