What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS
BOOTY$MACKA
Smacking booty is my passion
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many FARTS
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not LEAKED
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the CRAP
What do you call an ass on a beach?
SANDY CHEEKS
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always STICK TOGETHER
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together, we can STOP this shit"
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure