jo mama so fat she went outside and became to sun
i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
any one remember the following
2 7 73 53
I'll give you time, figure it out
Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Yo mamma is so fat when she fell I was not laughing, but the side walk cracked up.
What is red orange and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls,autumn leaves 🍁
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates
I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
What’s a Mexicans favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
i love pussy6
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him. thats it for now
