When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Worst Jokes Ever
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
