What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Worst Jokes Ever
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
