What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Worst Jokes Ever
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
