Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What was Stephen Hawking's last words? What's ALS?
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What do you call your mom
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
imagine. kobe could not
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says experied.
Why can't orphans score in baseball? - They can't find home.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
if your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
