Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.