Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better LACE UP”
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS