That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Worst Jokes Ever
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
