Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Worst Jokes Ever
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
