What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage
With marriage you get to keep the screaming woman
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister ?
Me & my dad !
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
Isis is the mark of the beast.
