What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Why canโt Indian women drive?
Theyโre too used to riding their camels.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and Iโm gonna be a dad!
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
