Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!