Worst Jokes Ever
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What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.