Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally!

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  • Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

    Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

    1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?

    2nd Person: Yeah, sure!

    1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

    Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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  • What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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