Worst Jokes Ever
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Electricity.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.