Worst Jokes Ever

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

Hi, Dad.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.

What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.

What do you call a fat Chinese guy?

A double chinkey.

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

Stephen Walkins.

Are you an egg, because you crack me up?