Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Cameron and Pav.