Worst Jokes Ever
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Was he under insurance claim?
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.