Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?

2nd Person: Yeah, sure!

1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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  • What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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  • What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

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  • My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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  • What did the atom say to the other atom?

    "Did you see the new Tron movie?"

    What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

    A small medium at large!

    What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.