Worst Jokes Ever
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Tilted Towers is gone.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.