Worst Jokes Ever
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.