Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.