Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
You. You're the joke.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!