Worst Jokes Ever
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Robert Ryall
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Your mum!
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Your website.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.