Worst Jokes Ever
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What is a "dad?"
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!