Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally!

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  • Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

    Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

    1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?

    2nd Person: Yeah, sure!

    1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

    Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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  • What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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  • What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

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