Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.