Worst Jokes Ever
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's better than poo?
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.