Worst Jokes Ever
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Y'all gay asf yaya.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."