Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Your mom's asshole.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Ed is dumb.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
I'm gay, lol.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
Condoms are for pussies.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.