Worst Jokes Ever
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Kevin McClean
Your mum gay, lol.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.