Worst Jokes Ever
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Me.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.