Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.

I always talk to my taco before I eat it.

One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.