Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
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A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.