Worst Jokes Ever
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your Dad.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Jakob's life.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"