Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

It didn't have the guts to do it.

What do you call a pool full of white people?

Kix.

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry.

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.

What do you call a pen with no head?

DeCAPitated.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

But I got over it.

Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.

Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!

My jokes are cancer.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny Cash.

Sayo-nara.

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.