Worst Jokes Ever
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Kill yourself, hoes!
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Robert Ryall
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Your mum!
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."