Worst Jokes Ever
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each was granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said, "I wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.