Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Peter B is homogay.
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
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OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?