Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.