Worst Jokes Ever
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
My abortion.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.