Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

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God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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