Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!

But he’s all right now.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?

Tiresome is the quantification of tire.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while I'm doing it.

What is life?

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!

They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

What did one hurricane say to the other?

"I got my EYE on you!"

What do you call a retard?

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"