Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
This page.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!