Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

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  • Why do mermaids wear seashells?

    They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

    Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

    A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

    Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

    OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

    But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

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  • What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

    My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

    I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

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  • What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

    The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

    All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.