Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.