
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
Hi, Dad.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.