Worst Jokes Ever
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Geology rocks!
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Lol.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.