Worst Jokes Ever
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
My sex life.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...