Worst Jokes Ever
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Geology rocks!
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Lol.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."