Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Your Dad.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Nothing, because he is dead.

Jakob's life.

What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?

A: She hit an ambulance.

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

Q: Why did the teacher die?

A: Because he hated his life.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! XD

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.

When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

Why do pills work?

Because they are white.

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"