Worst Jokes Ever
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
My mum.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Haha
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.