Worst Jokes Ever
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.