Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

    I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

    My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

    I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

    So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

    I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

    Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

    A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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    • Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

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    • What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

    They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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    • My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.