Worst Jokes Ever
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
You have more chin than brain cells!
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.