Worst Jokes Ever
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!