Worst Jokes Ever

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Russia.