Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Woah, nice cock.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.