What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Who did the cow đ want to hang with?
The udders
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
whats the difference between a boomerang and parents to a orphan? the boomerang comes back
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off
hey, Britain. no queen? :(
hey, america. no towers? :(
what do you say to an upset german
quit being such a sauerkraut
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
Knock knock
Whoâs there
YOUR DEAD SON
What does a terroist do when they see a twin They fly a plane at them
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
Why canât Asian people make a white baby
Because two wongs donât make a white
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
