Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Russia.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What's life if you don't have one...
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.