Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.