Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Vein

    • Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

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    • Boy

    • I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

    Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

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    • Jesus

    • Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

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    • Discrimination

    • We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

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    • Twin Towers

    • What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

    When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

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    • Mental Illness

    • My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

    When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

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    • Comeback

    • Bully: Hey virgin!

    Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

    Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

    Victim: Just wait nine months.

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    • Friend

    • My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

    So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

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    • Wrist

    • My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.

    She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.

    The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."

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    • Insult

    • Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

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