Worst Jokes Ever
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)