Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.