Worst Jokes Ever
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Robin's gay.
No joke.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Wow, no SP jokes?
Your mom.