Worst Jokes Ever
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
I lick poo for a living... You?
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Hi! Iām going back home.
Hi Prince.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Sign in sheet!
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.