Worst Jokes Ever

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

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Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

What is the Mexican police number?

9 Juan Juan.

Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.