Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
First (DYM 68).
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Cause I am Batman!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.