Worst Jokes Ever
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Doin' (DYM 63)?
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!