Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.