Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Worst Jokes Ever
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.