Worst Jokes Ever
I got no joke.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Hi meccool.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.