I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Worst Jokes Ever
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Your (DYM 9).
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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