Worst Jokes Ever
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Your (DYM 47).
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Suck your mom. ☺️
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.