Worst Jokes Ever
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Is anyone gay?
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Black lives matter.
You (DYM 23).