Worst Jokes Ever
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Just shut up!
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
Mom! (DYM 22)
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Gwen sucks!
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.