Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis πŸ₯°πŸ˜β€οΈπŸ’ž!

Love you a million times more!

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.