What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Worst Jokes Ever
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.