Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*

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  • My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

    What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

    Spit out the feathers.

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  • Me: Knock knock.

    Friend: Who's there?

    Me: Impatient feminist.

    Friend: Impati--

    Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

    Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.

    You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."

    ...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"

    What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

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  • Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

    What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

    The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

    What is the best thing about being an orphan?

    All bags of chips are family-sized!