Worst Jokes Ever
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(