When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Worst Jokes Ever
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.