Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you're a girl, please comment.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.