Worst Jokes Ever
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Anybody here from 4chan?
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Gwen only chat link.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What is an owl that wears armor?
Yo mama so fat...
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.