Worst Jokes Ever
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
No scope, bitch!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
We (DYM 25).
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Aahhhhhh!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
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Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."