Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.