Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Mom!
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
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Good luck, Jake.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
I took a sip of water.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.