Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.