Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

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  • Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

    When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

    If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

    I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

    What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

    Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.