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Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.