I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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Worst Jokes Ever
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
When you still there?
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Your nan's gay.
Bye!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?