Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.