Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Fishermen are the best at networking.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

Doin' (DYM 34).

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.