Worst Jokes Ever
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Queen, (DYM 86)