Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Making holy water."

She said, "How are you making holy water?"

I'm boiling the hell out of it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.