Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Doin' (DYM 34).
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"