Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I love you, Tina!
Owo
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Yulia
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
The F in orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."