What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Worst Jokes Ever
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
your (DYM 38)
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?