Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?