Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Worst Jokes Ever
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Mom!
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Where is Colorado?
Love.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
John Toberty is not funny.
John is not funny.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.