Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Your dad.

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Jesus.

Wanna hear a joke?

Jesus being real.

straight (DYM 56)

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Cargo." "Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

What is a threesome?

1 + 1 = 3