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My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭

Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes.

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    • I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

    "Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

    Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

    Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

    I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.

    Onions was such a good dog.

    So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

    Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

    Because everyone says go big or go home!