Worst Jokes Ever
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Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Milk (DYM 115).
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
I'm so fucking bored.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.