Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Stop orphan jokes!
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.