Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I’m DaBaby.
Oral
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Worst joke.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
The rain is my tears.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Hi izz.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
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