Worst Jokes Ever
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"