Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Stop, orphan joke!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Henry is in Uranus.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
All y'all weird af.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.