Worst Jokes Ever
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.