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Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
7000+ bats.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
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What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
You.