Worst Jokes Ever
Kroll es heterosexual.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
And (DYM 135).
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
went (DYM 134).
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Gwen can talk, please?
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”