Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!