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Your an orphan forever. - Harry Potter.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp. Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
Wow do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until there parents come home
I AGREE WITH EDP
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
whats the different between an orphan and an apple apples get picked
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
what is the difference between the twin towers and feminism, the twin towers were destroyed by terrorists while feminism was created by terrorists
Why are most dark jokes on orophans They can't complaint to thier parents
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
