My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
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My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
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Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
