Worst Jokes Ever

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.

Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.