Worst Jokes Ever
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Do y'all love God?
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!