Worst Jokes Ever
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.