Worst Jokes Ever
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.