Heh, stupid orphan
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister are the flesh of the fallen
What do dark humor and food have in common. Some get it, so.e don't
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea
Why can’t orphans use a phone because they can't find the home button.
the golden state, more like your mums state...
what did they poo say to the ass i left you
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Orphan: wanna have a sleepover Friend: but your an orphan. Orphan: just wanted a place to sleep tonight
