Worst Jokes Ever
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.